B says:

People Magazine's 2008 Sexiest Man Alive

HUGH JACKMAN!!!  OH MY GAWD!!!  That man can butter my gravy any time he WANTS!!!!!!!!!!!  And he's so HUMBLE!

PM: You turned 40 Oct. 12 and now you're the Sexiest Man Alive. What was your wife's response?
HJ: God bless her, she said, "I could've told them that years ago!" And then she said, "Obviously, Brad wasn't available this year." And I said, "That was a joke, right?"

*Fans self*

The rest of the list...

1. Hugh Jackman
2. Daniel Craig
3. Jon Ham
4. Zac Efron (eh??  No!)
5. Robert Buckley (who??)
6. Blair Underwood (now I don't like black men in general, but he ranks up there on my list with Denzel Washington and Wesley Snipes! *waggles eyebrows*)
7. Ed Westwick (who the hell is he?)
8. Michael Phelps
9. Blake Shelton (huh??)
10. Lang Lang (yeahhhhhh....oookay)
11. Mark Paul Gosselaar (he did get hot didn't he?)
12. Javier Bardem
13. Robert Pattison (am I the only one who thinks he's fugly?)
14. Joshua Jackson
15. David Beckham

The BEST thing about this list???  Brad Pitt is NOWHERE on it!  Bwahahahahahaha!

All of my eggs have hatched and I have been blessed with twins!  Heeee.  And I'm thinking Smokey Amber is the same species as Red Sonjia.  I won't know for sure until Smokey has matured.

I could have had a beautiful white one last night, but was sadly informed that I have too many hatchlings.  I'll have to wait until those mature before I can grab more.

My Sister's Scroll

My Scroll

Coral
Blossom

Ebon
Shadow

Galendrake

Galenthrust

Red
Sonjia

Smokey
Amber

Vire

So I've been playing this game online called "Dragon Cave" where you collect dragon eggs and raise them to adults.  If you want to give it a try, feel free.  But you have to have the patience of a saint because the eggs are hard to get/hard to find.  I've been playing for 3 months and it was nearly a month before I got my first egg.

My Sister's Scroll
My Scroll

Red Sonjia

Coral Blossom

Galenthrust

Ebon Shadow

Smokey Amber

50 ODD Things about me!  

1. Do you like blue cheese?  No

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?  No   

3. Do you own a gun?  No

4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?  I don't have a Sonic where I live.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor's appointments?  No  

6. What do you think of hot dogs?  Michigans are the best!

7. Favorite Christmas Song.  "Last Christmas" sung by Wham!, The Cheetah Girls or NSync

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?  Water

9. Can you do push ups?  No.

10. Do you believe in God, Jesus and the holy spirit?  No

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry you wear?  I don't wear jewelery.

12. Favorite hobby?  Writing

13. Do you work with people who idolize you?  No

14. Do you have A.D.D.?  N--oh look, a penny!

15. What's one trait that you hate about yourself?   I've no self-confidence.

16. Middle name?  Marlene

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.  Is the hamburger burning, who keeps opening my door and where are my cats?

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.  2 sodas, a pizza and a candy bar.

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.  Water, root beer and cherry soda

20. Current worry right now?  Bills.

21. Current hate right now?  The amount of bills.

22. Favorite place to be?  In my bed.

23. How did you bring in the New Year?  I fell asleep before midnight.

24. Where would you like to go?  Hawaii

25. Name three people who will complete this.  Me, me...and me.

26.  Whose answer do you want to read the most?  Everyone's

27. What color shirt are you wearing?   Lavender.

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?  No.  Too slippery.

29. Can you whistle? Yes

30. Favorite color(s)?  Purple, black, white, blue, forest green, pink, and turquoise.

31. Would you be a pirate?  I'd rather be a pirate's wench.

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?  Whatever I last heard on the radio.

33. Favorite girl's name?  Brianna Lyn

34. Favorite boy's name?  Tyler James

35. What's in your pocket right now?  Nothing.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?  A story I was reading early this morning.

37. Best bed sheets as a child?  My NKOTB sheets.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?  Sprained my knee in gym class when I was in high school.

39. Do you love where you live?   Yes

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?  4

41. Who is your loudest friend?  Roze.

42. How many dogs do you have?  0

43. Does someone have a crush on you?  No.

44. What is your favorite food?  Pizza

45. What is your favorite snack food?  Nabisco Cheese Nips

46. What is your favorite candy?  Reese's PB Cups

47. What is your favorite sports team?  Chicago Bears (football) or NY Yankees (baseball)

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?  Any song by Janet Jackson or Tina Turner.

49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?  Watching Jaws 2 on tv.

50. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?  Stupid alarm clock.

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
                              
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?'
'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.
 
A short time later the waitress returns with the order
'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
 
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke.'
 
The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.' Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
 
This becomes routine until the two enter again.
'The usual?' asks the waitress.
'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man. 'Same,' says the ostrich.
 
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'
 
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
 
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.
'Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?'
 
'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp.
When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
 
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there'
 
'That's brilliant!' says the waitress.
'Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!'
 
'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,' says the man.
 
The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'
 
The man sighs , pauses and answers,
'My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.'

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller. Without missing a beat, she says: 'Well, that's great....that's just great.... Some asshole's got my pen!'

In honor of the International Purple Ribbon Project, show us something purple.

Who helped make you the cool person you are today?
Submitted by Amy - Sister Brown Hair Surprise.

My mom.

Underwear dust

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.  Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied, "It's not talcum powder...It's 'Miracle Grow."

Hehehehe!